Description

🌊 A squishy sound. A moist hug. A smiling octopus whispering “You’ve grown so much…”
Meet Kyoultros, the clingiest parody of Final Fantasy VI’s most affection-hungry boss.

This isn’t just a shirt.
It’s a tentacled invitation to mild emotional confusion — a tribute to pixel nostalgia and inappropriate aquatic affection.

👀 What’s inside this splashy masterpiece:
– A purple Kyoushi-octopus, dangerously cute and a little too eager
– The iconic line: “Come say hi to Uncle Kyoulty!”
– Red hearts. Wet vibes. Emotional discomfort. You’ve been warned.
– A soft, huggable tee for fans of JRPGs and weird uncles alike

🎭 Why this shirt is a cult classic in the making:
✔ It’s a loving roast of the most annoying underwater boss in FF6
✔ It grants +3 to Clinginess, +2 to Moist Comedy, and -1 to Social Distance
✔ It’s adorably disturbing, just like your favorite childhood nightmares
✔ It turns you into the boss of awkward affection. Embrace it.

💡 Style tip: Pair it with sandals, seaweed accessories, and an awkward smile.

Care & Size Guide

📌 Washing tips & size chart 👉 Right here, ocean cutie