Description

🌋 Before smartphones, before fire, before logic… there was the Kyou Age.

And honestly? It was kinda better. No stress. Just rocks, vibes, and the occasional confused scream. This t-shirt takes you back to a simpler time, when Kyou hunted thoughts instead of food, and yelled at the moon just for fun.

👀 What’s on the design?

• A prehistoric Kyou rocking a fabulous caveman wig and a wild look in his eye

• A stone club probably used to invent sarcasm

• The mysterious and iconic question: “Why Not Going Back to Kyou Age?”
  (Translation: Because chaos was cooler in fur.)

🎭 Why you’ll love it:
✔ Perfect for fans of dumb jokes, history memes, and Neanderthal fashion
✔ Lightweight & breathable – great for hot caves or modern brunches
✔ An icebreaker tee that sparks more confusion than fire ever could
✔ Unisex fit – for hunters, gatherers, and meme collectors alike

💡 Style tip: Pair with flip-flops, a bone necklace, and questionable life choices. Bonus: carry a baguette like it’s a stone axe.

Size & Care Instructions

📌 Find size & care details here 👉 T-shirt Size & Care Guide