Description

🎮 Every great quest begins with a warning… and a gift.
But instead of an old man handing you a sword, you get a Kyou in a green cap holding a legendary 8-bit blade — arguably more powerful (and definitely more absurd).

This t-shirt is your ticket to the Kyou of Time, a place where memes are ancient magic and saving the world starts with a Myouuuu.

👀 What’s on the design?

• A Kyou wearing the legendary green adventurer’s hat, hero pose activated 🧝

• Holding a classic pixel sword with maximum nostalgia stats

• The epic quote: “It’s Dangerous to Go Alone – Take This!”

• No fairies included. Just vibes.

🎭 Why you’ll love it:
✔ Perfect for retro gamers, parody lovers & pixel-powered warriors
✔ Soft, comfy, and ready for any dungeon (or couch)
✔ An iconic phrase reimagined in full absurdity
✔ Unisex sizing – because the Triforce of Humor belongs to everyone

💡 Style tip: Wear while smashing pots, rolling everywhere for no reason, and yelling “KYOOOO!” every time you level up.

Size & Care Instructions

📌 Find size & care details here 👉 T-shirt Size & Care Guide