Les Kyous

Privacy Policy

PRIVACY POLICY

(Last updated: [March 30, 2025])

At Les Kyous, we value your privacy almost as much as we love absurd humor. This Privacy Policy explains what data we collect, how we use it, and why we won’t sell it to the first tech overlord who asks.

1. What We Collect

We collect two types of information:

  • Personal Information
    When you place an order or create an account, we collect data like your name, email address, shipping address, and payment info. Just enough to send you Kyou-powered wonders.
  • Browsing Data
    We automatically receive info like your IP address, browser type, device info, pages visited, and time spent on our site. We promise we’re not spying. We’re just curious.

2. How We Use Your Information

Your data is used to:

  • Process and deliver your orders
  • Email you updates about your order (no spam, pinky swear)
  • Improve your experience on our site
  • Send the occasional promotion (only if you opt in)
  • Fulfill legal obligations if needed

We never sell your information. That would be rude.

3. Who We Share It With

We share limited info only with:

  • Service Providers
    Such as payment processors, printing partners, and shipping companies — only what they need to fulfill your order.
  • Legal Authorities
    If required by law or to protect our rights (or stop someone from kidnapping a Kyou).

4. Cookies & Tracking

Like every other site ever, we use cookies (not the edible kind, sorry). These help us:

  • Understand what pages people love
  • Improve site functionality
  • Keep track of your shopping cart

You can disable cookies in your browser settings. Just know that doing so might make the Kyous a little sad.

5. Data Security

We use standard security measures (SSL encryption and secure payment gateways). While no method is 100% bulletproof, we do our best to keep your data safe.

6. California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA)

If you’re a California resident, you have the right to:

  • Know what personal info we collect
  • Request deletion of your data
  • Opt out of the “sale” of personal info (we don’t do this anyway)

To exercise your rights, email us at les.kyous@gmail.com with “CCPA Request” in the subject line.

7. Updates to This Policy

We may update this policy from time to time. Changes will be posted here, and the revision date above will be updated. No shady stuff, we promise.

8. Contact Us

Have a privacy concern? Want to tell us a good Kyou joke? Contact us:
📧 les.kyous@gmail.com