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Author: Pierre le kyou
🐟 April Kyool is here – and it’s absolutely ridiculous (in a good way)
🎉 Put on your party hat, grab your underwater horn, and get ready to swim in savings — it’s April Kyool at LES KYOUS! 💸 What’s the deal? It’s simple, it’s silly, and it works: No tricks, no traps. Just pure, absurd Kyou energy flooding your mailbox. 🧽 Why is it called April Kyool? Because…
YOU HAVE TO LAUGH WITH ME !
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Chokyoubo!
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🎮 KYOURATHON FF6: 5 Kyous, 5 t-shirts, and one legendary stream 🪨🔥
TODAY marks the beginning of something beautifully absurd.To celebrate the grand opening of our US store, we’re hosting a Final Fantasy VI stream full of nostalgia, chaos, and stone-based nonsense. Welcome to the KYOURATHON FF6 — where parody meets pixel magic and five epic Kyous are unleashed onto the world (and your torso). 🐤 1.…
🔀 Les Kyous Universe: Absurd Legends, Kooky Conflicts & WTF Merch
Welcome to the world of Les Kyous, where absurdity meets brilliance, and logic decided to go on vacation a long time ago! 🧐 The Mysterious Origins… or Something Like That According to ancient legends (which were never verified and totally made up by us), the Kyous have existed since the dawn of time. Some say…
The Birth of les Kyous (Yes, It’s a Rock Thing)
It all started as a silly joke.Just one random line among many, during a livestream by the wonderful Kokihete—(go check her out on Twitch!). And that’s when the lore of the rocks was born… Over the years, les kyous started carving their own little path.They built their identity slowly, patiently… like a rock.(Or like a…
Mug Size Guide & Care Instructions
Find the Perfect Mug for Your Daily Brew ☕ Our classic 11oz ceramic mug is the ideal choice for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate lovers. With its durable build and high-quality sublimation printing, this mug will keep your drinks warm and your designs vibrant! Mug Dimensions (in inches) Capacity Height Diameter 11oz 3.74 3.15 📌…
Hoodie Size Guide & Care Instructions
Finding Your Perfect Hoodie Size Our unisex heavy blend hoodies are designed for comfort and warmth, making them a go-to choice for colder days. Check the size chart below to find the best fit. Size Chart (in inches) Size Width Length Sleeve Length (from center back) S 20.08 27.17 33.50 M 22.05 27.95 34.50 L…
Sweatshirt Size Guide & Care Instructions
Finding Your Perfect Sweatshirt Size Our unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirts are designed for pure comfort, making them the perfect choice for colder months. Check the size chart below to find your ideal fit. Size Chart (in inches) Size Width Length Sleeve Length (from center back) S 20.00 27.00 33.50 M 22.01 28.00 34.50 L…
T-Shirt Size Guide & Care Instructions
Finding Your Perfect T-Shirt Size Choosing the right t-shirt size is essential for comfort and style. Our unisex heavy cotton tees are designed for a classic fit, making them ideal for any occasion. Use the size chart below to find the best fit for you. Size Chart (in inches) Size Width Length Sleeve Length (from…