Welcome to the world of Les Kyous, where absurdity meets brilliance, and logic decided to go on vacation a long time ago!

🧐 The Mysterious Origins… or Something Like That According to ancient legends (which were never verified and totally made up by us), the Kyous have existed since the dawn of time. Some say they witnessed the extinction of the dinosaurs (apparently, one clumsy Kyou spilled a bowl of cosmic soup on Earth, causing a chain reaction of unexpected events 🦖💥). Others claim they were there during the construction of the pyramids, but true to their reputation as self-proclaimed experts in procrastination, they mostly just watched from the shadows while sipping coffee.

Basically, the Kyous are everywhere… but mostly nowhere.

📜 The Great Mystery of the Kyoukistan Right in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle, somewhere between a burnt-out sea monster and a pirate ship lost since the 17th century, lies Kyoukistan: a mythical land where Kyous live peacefully, inventing new ways to do absolutely nothing while somehow being incredibly expressive.

But beware, Kyoukistan has an ancient enemy: the Woodistan, home of the Woodies — entities who refuse to smile and spend their days alphabetizing their sock drawers. Kyous and Woodies have been locked in a fierce rivalry for centuries… mostly in their own heads, because, let’s face it, Kyous aren’t exactly fans of physical effort.

So here it is: a land divided by stubborn Woodies and their gloomy forests where you can’t see two feet ahead!

🎨 Kyous in Pop Culture (and in Your Closet) Nowadays, Kyous have invaded your daily life! Not by hacking your fridge (though, who knows…), but by sneaking into your world in the form of delightful WTF merch: t-shirts, mugs, notebooks, and more. Their ultimate goal? To make you smile with absurd designs and unforgettable punchlines.

Let’s not forget their parody masterpieces that put a Kyou twist on iconic films, TV shows, and everyday sayings. Ever heard U2’s “With or Without You”? Now try singing it as “With or Without Kyou” — game changer.

🌍 One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Kyous But the Kyous won’t stop at your wardrobe. Their influence is growing worldwide: soon, they may crash the Oscars or sneak into NASA meetings (only to explain that space is cool, but hammocks in zero gravity are cooler).

A Kyou in an astronaut suit? That’s Pierre Carrière trying on his official Kyoustronaut uniform. Fingers kyoussed for liftoff!

Until then, you can adopt them in the form of gloriously weird merchandise and help them achieve their true mission: making the world more fun, one punchline at a time.

So… are you ready to join the Kyouvolution? 🚀💜