(Last updated: [March 30, 2025])

Welcome to Les Kyous! We’re thrilled to have you here. By accessing or using our website (les-kyous.us), you agree to the following Terms and Conditions. If you don’t agree, we’ll be sad—but you might miss out on some truly absurd kyous gear.

1. General Information

Les Kyous is an independent online store offering unique apparel and accessories featuring original kyous designs. All products are made to order and shipped from trusted U.S.-based partners.

2. Products and Services

We offer a selection of t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, phone cases, and more, all infused with absurd humor and artistic nonsense. Each item is made just for you after you place your order.

3. Pricing

All prices are displayed in U.S. Dollars (USD). Prices are subject to change at any time without notice. The price shown at checkout is the final price you’ll pay (excluding any applicable sales tax).

4. Orders

After placing an order, you will receive a confirmation email. This confirms we’ve received your request and are processing it. If we run into any problems (like your Kyou escaping), we’ll contact you immediately.

5. Payment

We accept major credit cards and PayPal through secure payment gateways. Payment is required at checkout. Your data is encrypted and processed securely—we don’t keep your card details.

6. Shipping

We currently ship across the United States. Orders are processed within 2-7 business days, then shipped via standard or express methods depending on your choice at checkout.
Estimated delivery times:

• Standard shipping: 7–9 business days
• Express shipping: 2–3 business days (extra fees apply)

Please note that delivery estimates are not guaranteed. We’ll always aim to beat them.

7. Intellectual Property

All designs, images, logos, and content on this site are the exclusive property of Les Kyous. You may not reproduce, modify, or use them without express permission. Respect the Kyou.

8. Limitation of Liability

We are not liable for any indirect or consequential damages arising from the use of our website or products. Our total liability is limited to the amount you paid for the item in question. Don’t blame us if a Kyou stares too deeply into your soul.

9. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Delaware, United States, without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

10. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time. Any changes will be posted here. By continuing to use the site after updates, you agree to the revised terms. We promise not to change them just to mess with you.

11. Contact Us

Questions? Confusion? Existential dread? Email us at les.kyous@gmail.com — we’re here to help (unless you’re a rock, then we might need subtitles).